You have drunk Vitamin Water, you have listened to Powerthirst, you have seen Cucumber Pepsi, now check out this new "high efficiency survival beverage". I propose a celebrity partnership with Meat Loaf to further promote this potent potation.
If you think salad is for sissis, you just gonna love Meatwater. If you think vegetarians eat your food's food, you probably gonna chug-a-lug Beef Jerky in a bottle. If your dinner always involves pieces of a dead animal, you gonna want to down a liquid Schnitzel. If you love poultry, but think eggbeaters are mad roosters, you have finally found the solution for your daily dosis of meat without the annoying cooking part. You can even mix some fine wine into the new escargout flavour and serve it to your date for extra points on the sophistication scale. Now your infants can enjoy a real meal even before they are teething and meals-on-wheels just got a lot more efficient, too.
Juiciness has reached a whole new level.
1 comment:
As long as it comes in Filet Mignon, otherwise I'm not having it!
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